"Wow. Holy fuck. That was a good line of blow."
These are, I can only assume, the words spoken immediately before brothers Dan and Peter Akroyd came up with this bizarre early 90s comedy/cocaine incited grotesque-fest. That's right folks, written and directed by the Akroyd's, and including a surprisingly all-star cast:
Dan Akroyd (of course)
And honorable mentions:
This movie is so awesome in so many ways, it's hard to know where to start, but just so you can get an idea for the story, here goes...
Businessman Chevy Chase meets a hot girl, Demi Moore, and they decide to take a trip across the country...or something...I forget why...trust me, not important to the (barely existent) plot. Anyway, they end up passing through a podunk town called Valkenvania, where local cop John Candy pulls them over for running a stop sign. They are escorted to the local courthouse where senile and grotesque judge Dan Akroyd presides, dishing out executions by hitting buttons on his pipe organ (seriously). The rest of the movie is pretty much Chevy Chase and Moore attempting their escape from the court compound while a cast of various vomit-inciting inbred hick types try to prevent that from happening.
Now I can finally get to the best part, pictures of the characters.
|Dan Akroyd as Judge Alvin Valkenheiser.|
|John Candy plays the judge's son, Dennis, and his daughter, Eldona (the one|
in the middle, in case you're an idiot).
|Tupac; ironically he is one of the few characters who manages to avoid|
being killed in the film.
Oh...sorry. Too soon?